In a world which there is no shortage of scrumtrulescent talent on the scene of dance, I must acknowledge a particularly magnificent performance from an artist who… cannot be described with the language that binds our human understanding to this earth. As I have done so many times before, I will simply describe this magnanimous individual’s performance with a series of vocal utterings that could only be classified as gibberish – but I trust your intellect will be able to grasp the intent of said mutterings. Please, gaze upon this video and join with me as I celebrate… no… venerate such an amazing display of talent.
I can only articulate nine mutterings to express my adulation: Pip, pop, pippity, poppity, pipop, popip, pipoppity, poppitypip, and poptrulescent. Enjoy.